Entry # 16: Falcon Punch

Quite Simply its the strongest punch known to man and it was invented by the Invincible F-Zero Pilot Captain Falcon, it could be made so powerful that you could destroy an entire planet or even an entire galaxy with just one Falcon Punch.
I had a dream one time, the government was after me for some reason, so as I was escaping all I did was Falcon Punch everything. It was awesome, I wish I could Falcon Punch people in real life, I can think of at least a few people who are in dire need of a good Falcon Punch.

Funny story, last night I was at my friends house playing some Super Smash Brothers Brawl, I was actually winning alot, and because we play with auto handicap I would start with 50 % damage all the time. I was able to defeat my friend and two high level computer opponents with Captain Falcon and I still had two lives left. My friend asked me, "how have you still not died yet" and I answered "cause I'm Captain Fucking Falcon, bitch!!!"

Captain Fucking Falcon Indeed.

Entry # 15: Back By Popular Demand...

Been a while, hasn't it? Well todays entry is about Metal Slug, recently I got the Metal Slug Collection for my PS2. Great games, classic ports of arcade side scrolling shooters. One of my favorite parts of the game is that when you pick up a weapon power up, a disembodied voice tells you what you picked up. So you here stuff like "HEAVY MACHINE GUN", "ROACKETLAUNCHER" and my favorite "SHOTGAUN". And you think to yourself, I didn't know shotgun had an 'A' in it. Apparently it does though. Those words just randomly come to mind in my day to day life. I could be walking around, and they just pop in there, damn you Metal Slug and your crazy weapon pronouncing.

One more thing about Metal Slug games, they are really hard. Luckily I put it on free play, so I have unlimited continues. I can't imagine spending money on playing those games in an arcade, just because of how easy it is to die.